Let Them Eat Cake

    • The adult cake.

    • The too-cute-for-Mommy-not-to-buy cakes.

    • A "smash" cake. Oh yeah, it's on!

    • Careful testing of the cake.

    • You have to get a good feel for the texture of it.

    • Mommy stuck her sweet hand in her mouth. She kept it there.

    • One part icing, two parts drool.

    • No, no. Put your face into it.

    • It's so squishy in my fingers.

    • This is why you remove their clothes.

    • How do you define mess? This is it.

    • She's dripping cake, people.

    • It's never too late for a fork, right?

    • Civilized eating.

    • Can it really be as good off a fork?

    • This cake wants YOU!!!

    1 of 16

August 14, 2011

by James

But what do people really want to see at a first birthday party? Cake in a baby's face. Can do.

Back to Articles