Let Them Eat Cake

• The adult cake.
• The too-cute-for-Mommy-not-to-buy cakes.
• A "smash" cake. Oh yeah, it's on!
• Careful testing of the cake.
• You have to get a good feel for the texture of it.
• Mommy stuck her sweet hand in her mouth. She kept it there.
• One part icing, two parts drool.
• No, no. Put your face into it.
• It's so squishy in my fingers.
• This is why you remove their clothes.
• How do you define mess? This is it.
• She's dripping cake, people.
• It's never too late for a fork, right?
• Civilized eating.
• Can it really be as good off a fork?
• This cake wants YOU!!!

August 14, 2011

by James

But what do people really want to see at a first birthday party? Cake in a baby's face. Can do.

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